Friday, July 16, 2010

Patriot.

I am writing this after waking up from a dream. A bad dream, or a nightmare rather.

In my dream my best friend Steven, who is in the Army, just died in military combat over in Korea. In my dream I was at his funeral and Shirley Phelps and company made an appearance complete with “God hates America” and other signs about our great country and military. In my dream it took 5 people to hold me down so I didn’t go tear her apart. I just woke up crying and all I can do is think about how satisfying it would be to bash her face in a thousand times over.

I realize why I am so patriotic. Because there are amazing people around the world fighting for our freedom, and that is just awesome. Steven is my hero. He is serving across seas for my rights and freedom. For my family’s rights and freedom. For my best friends’ rights and freedom. For people I don’t and he doesn’t know’s rights and freedoms. For America. That is a hero. And something about that just really gets down to the soul of me.

Dear Shirley Phelps,

1. If God hates America, then why would you want to be here? Doesn’t this equal like Hell in your “religion”? *cough* cult! *cough* Go to Iran! You could be their queen or something.

2. Do you realize that the solders that you slander by calling them gays or fags are fighting for your right to say that? I hope someday you meet karma.

3. Do you realize that you are only alive because the people that hate you the most are Christians who wouldn’t do that to you? But I tell you what…. do something criminal. I would love to watch you rot in a prison cell.

4. Do you realize that all your arguments just make you sound foolish? They don’t even make sense. And argue quietly! You always yell. It is obnoxious. Knock it off.

5. The King James Bible is out dated. FYI. New original scripture has been found. So pull some money together from your peeps and buy some new Bibles.

6. GOD DOESN’T HATE AMERICA!!!!!

7. GOD DOESN’T HATE AMERICA!!!!!

8. (See numbers 6 and 7.)

9. Stay out of my dreams. You and Satan. Jerkfaces. I hope God noob-tubes you with a grenade launcher in Call of Duty so you rage quit life.

Sincerely,

Scott James Morton.



3 comments:

  1. I would so totally come back as a zombie, eat her, and then somehow get revived...cuz that's how I roll.

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  2. Hey now. You're harboring lot of hate here... I know she's not easy to love. But she's someone who needs real Christians. She needs people to love on her and pray for her. It's easy to be consumed with anger and bitterness because of the things she's done, but it sounds like Satan is using that hatred against you if you feel like bashing her face in. By thinking irrationally and viciously, you're allowing Satan to control you. What would Jesus do if he met Shirley Phelps? He would love her, despite her shortcomings. He gave his life on the cross so that ALL of us could go to Heaven. Even people like her. Please think twice before you make accusations about what people deserve. We're all sinners. None of us is better than another. I know you're patriotic and whatnot and that's fantastic, but let that loyalty stem from love, not hate.

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